Your WordPress Site is Costing You Money Every Day It's Not Optimized
We'll audit your site's security, speed, and SEO in 15 minutes and show you exactly what's costing you traffic and conversions.
No catch. No sales pitch. Just brutal honesty about what's killing your profits.
Three Ways We Stop Your WordPress Site From Bleeding Money
WordPress Development
"My site looks like 2019"
You lose credibility every second a visitor sees your outdated design. We build WordPress sites that convert prospects into buyers.
Get Custom QuoteWordPress Hosting
"My hosting is slower than molasses"
Slow hosting kills 67% of potential customers before they even see your content. Our AWS hosting loads in under 1.2 seconds.
Start Today - $89/moWordPress Maintenance
"I'm tired of emergencies"
Every security breach costs small businesses $25,000. Most happen at 2 AM. We monitor 847 sites 24/7 so our clients sleep like babies.
Protect My Site - $150/moChoose Your Peace of Mind Level
For the cautious business owner
- ✓ 24/7 security monitoring
- ✓ Plugin & core updates
- ✓ Daily backups (30-day)
- ✓ Monthly reports
For the smart business owner
- ✓ Everything in Essential
- ✓ Speed optimization (guaranteed under 3 seconds)
- ✓ SEO monitoring & fixes
- ✓ Malware removal guarantee
For the "spare no expense" owner
- ✓ Everything in Professional
- ✓ 2-hour response guarantee
- ✓ Priority phone support
- ✓ Custom development hours
- ✓ White-glove treatment
⚠️ WARNING: Without professional WordPress maintenance, you're one plugin update away from losing everything. We've rescued 67 sites this month from disasters that cost more than 3 years of our service.
WordPress Results Our Clients Brag About
"Fastest turnaround in the industry"
"Best investment we've made"
"Haven't worried about our site in 2 years"
"But I Already Have a WordPress Guy..."
If your "WordPress guy" was any good, you wouldn't be reading this.
Here's what separates WhatArmy from every other WordPress company:
Over 847 business owners have fired their "WordPress guy" to work with us. Want to know why?
How Smart Business Owners Get WordPress Right
Book Your $2,500 Audit (Free)
15-minute call reveals exactly what's costing you money
We audit like forensic accountants - every plugin, every line of code that's bleeding profit.
Get Your Custom Battle Plan
Written report shows you where every dollar is going
We don't sugarcoat anything. You'll know exactly what's broken and what it's costing you in lost revenue.
Choose Your Victory Path
Build new, optimize current, or protect what you have
Most clients recover their investment in the first month.
The WhatArmy "Sleep Like a Baby" Guarantee
Revenue Discovery Guarantee
If we don't find at least $5,000 in lost revenue opportunities in your WordPress audit, we'll optimize your site for free.
Uptime Guarantee
If your maintained site goes down for more than 4 hours, we'll refund that month's fee.
Satisfaction Guarantee
If you're not completely satisfied after 30 days, we'll transfer everything back and refund every penny.
That's how confident we are that you'll never want to trust your WordPress site to anyone else.
Ready to Stop Gambling With Your Website?
Every day you wait is money walking out your door.
Your competitors are already optimizing. Your customers are already frustrated with slow load times. Your potential clients are already judging your business by your 2019-looking website.
The question isn't whether you need WordPress help. The question is: How much money will you lose before you get it?
🔒 This audit reveals information your competitors would pay thousands to know about your business.
We only work with one business per industry in each market.
⏰ Only 3 audit spots available this month.